Funny Jokes

Matrix wrote:

Want to know why u r working so hard?
(An interesting& meaning story for u)
On the very first day of the world, God created the
cow.He said to the
cow:
"Ah Gu (cow), today I have created you!
Your job is to go to the field with the farmer all
day long.You will
provide the energy to pull things!
You will also provide milk for people to drink!
You are to work all day under the sun! In return, you
will only eat
grass.
For that, you will have a life span of 50 years."

Ah Gu objected.
"What.. I work all day in the sun and I get only to
eat grass!
On top of that, I have to give my milk away!
This is tough and you want me to live 50 years! I'll
take 20 and you
can
have the remaining 30 years back!" God agreed.

On the next day, God created the dog.
He said to the dog.
"Ah Kow (dog), I have created you for a purpose.
You are to sit all day by the door of your master's
house!
Should anyone come in, you are to bark at them!
In return, you will eat your master's leftovers.
I'll give you a life span of 20 years."
Ah Kow objected.
" What!
I have to sit by the door all day and will need to
bark at people, and
what do I get...LEFTOVERS...
This isn't right, I'll take 10 and you can have the
remaining 10 years
back!"
God agreed again.
On the third day, God created the monkey.
He said to the monkey.
"Lao Kao (monkey), your job is to entertain people.
You will make them laugh, act stupid and make faces!
You will also do somersaults and swing on trees to
amaze them.
In return, you will get to eat bananas and peanuts.
For that, I'll give you 20 years to live."
Naturally the monkey objected.
"This is ridiculous,
I gotta make faces and make people laugh let not even
come to the part
about the trees and somersaults.
Tell you what, I'll give 10 years of my life to thank
you for my
existence and I'll take 10.
What do you think?"
God agreed again.
On the forth day, God created humans.
God said to the man.
"You are my best piece of work, for that, you will
only need to sleep,
eat, sleep, play, eat, sleep again and do nothing
else.You will get to
eat
all the best things and play with the best toys.

All you need to do is enjoy all your life.
For this kinda of life, I'll give you 20 years."
Just like the rest, the man objected.
"What, all I need to do is relax and enjoy myself and
I have only 20
years
to live?
Tell you what, you've 30 years back from Ah Gu, 10
years from Ah Kow
and
another 10 from Lao Kao and you probably don't know
what to do with
all
those lifes. Why not I take them all and I'll have 70
years to live?"
God

being such good natured, agreed with a smile.....
AND THAT IS WHY.....
We eat, sleep, play and enjoy for the first 20 years
of our lives when
we
are growing up.
Work like a cow for the next 30 to raise our family.
Sit outside the door and bark at people for the next
10 when we are
retired.
And finally, we make faces and perform monkey tricks
to entertain our
grandchildren for the final 10 years.
GET IT ?????

Damn it, i used up my 20

Man: God, how long is a million years to you??

God: A second.

Man: How much is a $1m to you??

God: A cent.

Man: Can I borrow a cent??

God: Wait a, second... =P

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BuMpZ Why hair and shadow nvr put jokes alr, where our jokers went?

Popuri wrote:

Man: God, how long is a million years to you??

God: A second.

Man: How much is a $1m to you??

God: A cent.

Man: Can I borrow a cent??

God: Wait a, second... =P

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BuMpZ Why hair and shadow nvr put jokes alr, where our jokers went?

was about to do it, just wait "One Second".

Matrix wrote:

lol... nice one huh.. you all asking why i am so free??? k i tell all of you
You all know I am TheOne.... so i surf inside the cyber...faster than speed of light..*+10000 speed bonus* wakakakakakaka

Hairil watched too much movies, start growing hair in his brain now. Keep dreaming.

I m bored, where s my jokes "TheOne" ?

About Teacher and Balgobin


TEACHER : Why are you late?
BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
BALGOBIN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Balgobin!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
BALGOBIN : Me!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?
BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BALGOBIN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that
at home.
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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?
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TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy his?
BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN : A teacher

Muthu was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Muthu, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you hit one with your catapult, how many would be left?"

"None," replied Muthu, "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Muthu then says, "I have a question for you, teacher. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I.....I guess..... the one sucking the cone ?"

"No teacher," said Muthu, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking too !"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Terok Singh was travelling in a crowded bus.
>>He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son for college
>>admission.
>>Accidentally, the photograph drop down from his pocket.
>>He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor below
>>the ends of a woman's saree.
>>He asked her, "Can you lift your saree? I wanna take photograph"....
>> THE REST IS HISTORY
>>
>>He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.
>>He was suprised to see Butol Singh on the next bed to him in a worse
>>condition.
>>
>>Butol explained what happened to him.
>>He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late & missed the
>>last bus.
>>He couldn't find any hotel nearby.
>>So he approached a nearby house & asked the Owner whether he can stay
>>there for a night.
>>The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, you can't stay
>>here".
>>
>>Then he approached the next house & asked the Owner whether he can
>>stay there for a night.
>>The Owner replied "I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry u can't stay
>>here".
>>He went to the next house & asked "Do you have grown up daughters",
>>the Owner asked "Why?"...Butol replied
>>"I wanted to stay for a night".
>> THE REST IS HISTORY
>>
>> The moral of the story is :
>> WORDS GET YOU INTO DEEP TROUBLE IF
>> YOU DONT USE IT CORRECTLY.

On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him,
How much do you earn?' The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, 'I earn $2 000.00 a month, Sir. Why?'

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $ 6000.00 cash And gave it to the young man and said, 'Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months' salary, now GET OUT and don't come back'. The young man turned around and was quickly out! of sight.

Noticing a Few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, 'And that appllies for everybody in this company'. He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, 'Who 's the young man that I just fired ?' To which an amazing reply came of, 'He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...!!!'

Does the Management know their Staff?

Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car "Kancil"? You know,
that very little 600 cc car ???

Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US, so when Dr M
paid a visit to the White House after finishing formal
discussions with George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find
out if there is a way to sell the Kancil in the USA.

After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, You know, I
think this 'Kernchill' is too small for us Americans.

" Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bush
offered, "Ok, take this number down. This guy is my good buddy
and he's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor
in North America".

Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and returns to Malaysia.
The next day he called the number and a lady answered, "TOYS R
US", Can I help you"

Mr. Samy-vellu went for the recent United Nations' Meeting. He
represented the Malaysian Prime Minister. All nations were
discussing about space exploration by the year 2003. Here are
some of the conversations:

China Delegate : "By 2003, China will start their moon
exploration project."

Russian Delegate : "We too, we are going to explore the moon.
This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on
the moon."

George Bush : "We the United States will also explore the moon for
the second time."

Malaysian Delegate: "By 2003, Malaysia will explore the sun."

There was a long silence. Bush stood up and asked the Malaysian
Delegate: "Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?"

Samy Vellu (after a long silence): "We will do it in the evening."

Two cars collided in an accident..
one of the driver is a doctor and the other is a lawyer.

the doctor came out of his car and argue....

doctor: are you blind?! ...@#!&8*&8

lawyer: sir, calm down, lets have some wine its cold here..(the lawyer holdig a bottle of red wine which he brought along in his car) and dicuss about this matter..
(The doctor having his wine, while dicussing the matter wif the lawyer)

doctor: here...have some wine, i almost finish a bottle of it...

lawyer: Nah.... its ok, I'm waiting for the police to arrive.

Word Power

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done," replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor. "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind--either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK," says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading toward him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve, "looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Well," says the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised." Steve stares at him in horror and screams, "****! THAT'S the word!"

Perfect Marriage

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to Saint Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Viper."

"And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac."

"And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Twelve times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.

"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."

Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Viper crying. "What's wrong?"

"I just saw my wife."

"And?"

"She was riding a skateboard."

No Dwarf Nuns Anywhere

The Seven Dwarfs went to the Vatican, and got ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey led the pack.

"Dopey, my son," said the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asked, "Excuse me, Your Eminence, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkled his brow at the odd question, thought for a moment and answered, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background the dwarfs started giggling.

Dopey turned around and gave them a fiery stare, silencing them.

Dopey turned back to the Pope. "Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled again, answered, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."

This time, all the dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Dopey turned around and silenced them all with an angry stare.

Dopey turned back to the Pope and said, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?"

The Pope answered, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs col
lapsed into a heap, rolling and laughing, tears running down their cheeks as they began chanting: "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"

Liquid Soap

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap and heads back to the showers.

Halfway down the hall, he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like a statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how lifelike he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls his manhood. Startles, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look," says the first nun, "It's a soap dispenser."

The second nun also pulls his tool, and sure enough he drops the other bar of soap.

The third nun pulls once, twice, and three times but nothing happens. So she tries once more and, to her delight, something comes out from the priest's manhood and she yells, "Liquid soap!"

Lenten Sacrifice

John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile, all of his neighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper.

This went on each Friday of Lent. On the last Friday of Lent, the neighborhood men got together and decided that something had to be done about John. He was tempting them to eat meat each Friday of Lent, and they couldn't take it anymore. They decided to try and convert John to Catholicism.

They took him to church, and the priest sprinkled some water over him, and said, "You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, and now you are a Catholic."

The next year's Lenten season rolled around. The first Friday of Lent came, and, just at supper time, when the neighbor-hood was settling down to their cold tuna fish dinner, the smell of steak cooking on a grill came wafting into their homes.

The neighbor-hood men could not believe their noses! They called each other up and decided to meet over in John's yard to see if he had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent. The group arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. He was sprinkling some water over his steak on the grill, saying, "You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish."

Jumping Up

A young man signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training, completed practice jumps from high structures, and finally took his first jump from the airplane. The next day, he called his father to tell him the news. "So did you jump?", the father asked.

"Well, when the sergeant opened the door and asked for volunteers, about a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!"

"Is that when you jumped?"

"Not yet. The sergeant started to grab the other men and throw them out of the door."

"Did you jump then?", asked the father.

"I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the only one left. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to jump or he'd kick my ass."

"So did you jump?"

"Not then. He tried to push me out, but I held onto the door. Finally he called the jump master, who's about six-foot five and 250 pounds. The guy took his * * * * * out and it was about 10 inches long and as big around as a baseball bat! He said, "Boy, either you jump out that door, or I'm sticking this up your ass."

"So did you jump?" asked the father.

"Well, a little.... at first."

Death Wish

A woman was walking through the woods when she came across a rusty old lamp.

The woman, being so curious, immediately picked it up and rubbed it.

Then suddenly a genie appeared saying he would grant the lady three wishes. The catch was, for every wish, her husband would get the same 10 times over.

The woman said, "For my first wish, I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world." The genie warned her, "Your husband will be the most handsome man in the world and women will flock to him." The woman replied, "That's okay, I trust my husband." So, poof!-she became the most beautiful woman in the world.

After that, the woman said, "For my second wish, I want to be the richest woman in the world." The genie said, "That will make your husband 10 times richer than you." "That's okay, we will share our money," said the woman. Poof!-she became the richest woman in the world.


The genie then inquired about her last wish. The woman said, "Hmm… I'd like a mild heart attack."

Baked Beans

There lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. Unfortunately, they made her pass so much gas each time.

So when she met the man she would marry, she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months after her wedding, her car broke down on the way home from work. She called her husband and told him she would be late because she had to walk home.

On her way, she stopped at a diner, and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she farted, and upon arriving home she felt sure she could control it.

Her husband seemed excited to see her and said, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table.

She seated herself and as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang.

He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned, then went to answer the telephone.

While her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifting her weight to one leg and letting it rip. I was loud, and smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk. She shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage. She went on like this for another 10 minutes!

When her husband's call ended, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin. He removed the blindfold, and she saw 12 dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a "Happy Birthday!"

Horny Hag and Her Corn

Three guys are stranded in a desert. Off in the horizon they see a house and crawl to it.

The first guy knocks on the door and asks for water.

A wart-covered, toothless old woman answers: "I will...if you have sex with me." The guy pukes and runs back to his friends to tell them what happened.

The second guy, thinking the first guy was a wuss, takes his turn.

Same thing happens-he sees the woman and hurls.

The third guy, knowing they'll all die if he doesn't do something, follows the lady to her kitchen.

"Do me here," she tells him. He sees three ears of corn on the counter and gets an idea. "Lay back and keep your eyes closed!" he says. The witch obliges.

The guy picks up an ear of corn and screws her with it. As soon as she's done, he throws the corn out the window. "That was the best orgasm of my life! Do that again and I'll give you a million bucks."

"Then lay back and close your eyes again." He does her with the second ear of corn, then throws it out again.

"If you do that again, I'll give you a Jeep so you can get out of the desert."

He does her with the last piece of corn. "Ohhhhhh... The water, money, and Jeep are outside," she says as she squirms in ecstasy.

So he runs outside, grabs the water and money and jumps onto the Jeep. He drives around and finds his friends by the window.

One of the guys says to him: "Hey, I hope you had fun. We just ate the three tastiest pieces of buttered corn you could have imagined!"

lol nice work hairil. i like the joke on muthu hahah

but isnt the baked beans one repeated? u just change the man to the woman xD

i tink this thread will go forever n ever n ever n ever n ever n ever n ever..........

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.

The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"

The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."

The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."

The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?"

Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out of it.

About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"

The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!"

A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours.The priest agrees.

The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the priest says no. He baits the hook for him and says, "Give it a shot father". After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it in the boat.

The fisherman says "Whoa, what a big sonofabitch!"

Priest: "Uh, please sir, can you mind your language?"

Fisherman: (THINKING QUICKLY) "I'm sorry father, but that's what this fish is called - a sonofabitch!"

Priest:"Oh, I'm sorry - I didn't know." After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop.

Priest: "Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!"

Bishop: "Please Father, mind your language, this is a house of God."

Priest: "No, you don't understand - that's what this fish is called, and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!"

Bishop: "Hmmm. You know. I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner."

So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to Mother Superior at the convent.

Bishop: "Mother Superior could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner tonight?"

Mother Superior: "My lord, what language!"

Bishop:"No, Sister, that's what the fish is called - a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it.

Well, the Pope stops by for dinner with the three of them, and they all think the fish is great. He asks where they got it.

Priest: "I caught the sonofabitch!"

Bishop: "And I cleaned the sonofabitch!"

Mother Superior: And I cooked the sonofabitch!"

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, and says, "You know, you fuckers are all right".

A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.

"Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.

"For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.

"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."

The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.

The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.

The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"

Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."

The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"